Sakurakage's definitions
by Sakurakage October 19, 2022

grandfather: I'm a Grandhusband
by Sakurakage May 16, 2021

by Sakurakage August 14, 2019

Gym trainer: What type of body are you aiming for?
Me: Ballroom Buff
Gym trainer: what's that?
Me: Legs, arms and torso but I don't want to be puff like a body builder.
Me: Ballroom Buff
Gym trainer: what's that?
Me: Legs, arms and torso but I don't want to be puff like a body builder.
by Sakurakage February 24, 2023

Youwood means someone from the Hollywood elites decides to become a Youtuber but get a special treatment by Youtube staff on the first day of their channel.
Hollywood star: I want to create a Youtube channel.
10 year Youtuber that hasn't get any views: I hate your type. Youwood.
Hollywood star: I just want to make money.
10 year Youtuber that hasn't get any views: I hate your type. Youwood.
Hollywood star: I just want to make money.
by Sakurakage July 6, 2020

Me: Look over there. That's a Hinakura.
by Sakurakage August 9, 2019

Maskmarried (adj./n.)
When someone’s in an open marriage but hides it from people they date, their friends, or even their own circle. They wear the mask of a “normal” marriage while living a double life. Basically: acting monogamous in public, non‑monogamous in private.
When someone’s in an open marriage but hides it from people they date, their friends, or even their own circle. They wear the mask of a “normal” marriage while living a double life. Basically: acting monogamous in public, non‑monogamous in private.
Example sentences:
“Found out weeks later he was maskmarried. Whole time I thought he was single.”
“She didn’t lie about having a husband—she just didn’t mention the ‘open’ part. Total maskmarried move.”
“Being maskmarried is worse than being married. At least married people are honest.”
“Found out weeks later he was maskmarried. Whole time I thought he was single.”
“She didn’t lie about having a husband—she just didn’t mention the ‘open’ part. Total maskmarried move.”
“Being maskmarried is worse than being married. At least married people are honest.”
by Sakurakage September 20, 2025
