kids

Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.

I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.

by Saints September 29, 2003

birthday

Anniversay of one's birth.

On my birthday my boss took a bouquet of red roses and he hit me over the with it, lol.

by Saints November 02, 2003

rice a roni

Packaged flavored rice dish.

I think I will cook me some Rice-A-Roni.

by Saints October 13, 2003

go to sleep

To lie down in a bed, and doze off into dreamland.

I'm tired of posting on this site, I'm going to lie down and go to sleep

by Saints November 09, 2003

chandelier

Light fixture, normally hangs over a stairwell, or a table in the dining room.

10 years me and a friend got really drunk at a Christmas party and started swinging from the chandeliers. Boss had a major league temper-tantrum.

by Saints September 23, 2003

weave

hair attachment.

I tried to put a dreadlocks weave on my boss, and it didn't work. I guess I didn't get him drunk enough to do it.

by Saints September 22, 2003

school

An institution of learning of useless boring crap for 6 hours a day.

I've been out of school for 13 years, thank God.

by Saints September 18, 2003