aluminum bat

The official bat of Major League Baseball.

The new official weapon-of-choice of the LAPD.

I just sent a lifelong supply of Frank Thomas aluminum bats to the LAPD to use on Rodney King

by Saints September 20, 2003

alum

I graduated from Bremen High School in Midlothian, Illinois in 1990. My presence is still felt throughout the faculty.

by Saints September 24, 2003

Someone who is up in age, or someone who can't think well.

Example

Saints Owner Tom Benson

Chicago Bears' Michael McCaskey.

by Saints October 05, 2003

Anniversay of one's birth.

On my birthday my boss took a bouquet of red roses and he hit me over the with it, lol.

by Saints November 02, 2003

by Saints October 13, 2003

Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.

I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.

by Saints September 29, 2003

To tell someone to go away, because that person was dwarfing you big-time.

Saints; Lynn, Vamoos! I have no time to listen to your drivel.

Lynn leaves.

by Saints October 23, 2003