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Definitions by Sai-Chan

Soapfitti Artist 

A form of vandalism made from soap. People who do soapfitti are mostly doing it to annoy the janitors and the headmaster. The more soap on a mirror the better. Common soapfitti designs include profanity, swearing and sometimes racist comments. It's very annoying to get soapfitti off a mirror.
Alex: Look at this beautiful artwork!
Rachael: That's not art, that's the work of Soapfitti Artist Luka!
Soapfitti Artist by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021

Tissue Vandals 

A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.

There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)

Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
Headmaster: I'm sick and tired of these tissue vandals!
Tissue Vandals by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021

Baba Got Skillz

When a small child (typically a infant) has amazing skills (usually in the academic field)

Alot of people don't know that there are many different types of Skilled Babu's

1. Smart Babu
2. Streetwise Babu
3. Gamer Babu
And finally the most powerful the Omni Babu!
Baby: *FC'S through the fire and flames on expert*

Me: Dat baba got Skillz!
Baba Got Skillz by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021

Epik Lewt 

Epik Lewt (commonly spelt as Epic Loot) is when you find a item (either on a video game or IRL) that is so epik that you must declare it to everyone within a 100m radius
Billy: THIS MOLDY PIECE IS BREAD IS SOME PROPER EPIK LEWT!

Tom: That's pretty poggers Billy but the true Epik Lewt is the power of friendship!
Epik Lewt by Sai-Chan June 19, 2021

QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM 

Admit it, you just ran your finger across every key with a letter and then hit enter didn't you?
I was bored and decided to type QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM into UrbDic to see the definitions!

Rhinestone Tears 

Fake tears that are usually cried by compulsive liars.
A: *Cries* I'm sorry!
B: Your Rhinestone Tears won't fool me again!
Rhinestone Tears by Sai-Chan May 19, 2021
Lads who wear black puffer jackets and hang outside of your local Maccy's. They try and hit on teen girls by usually saying "oi bruv can I have ur snap"

They also threaten to shank anyone or anything that pushes them over the edge.
"I went to Maccy's on Saturday and there were roadmen there!"
Roadmen by Sai-Chan November 28, 2020