Definitions by Sack o' Flaps

Among Us 

Decent game but it won't leave my recommended.

Guy 1: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 2: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 3: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 4: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 5: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 6: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 7: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 8: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 9: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 10: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 11: Yo have you heard of Among Us?
Guy 12: Yo have you heard of Among Us?

Me: shut up

Among Us by Sack o' Flaps November 22, 2020

Chris 

A dumb person

Wow Chris is so dumb

Chris by Sack o' Flaps March 11, 2020

3 

that number Gabe can't count to.

Kindergarten teacher: Alright Gabe time to take your counting test!
Young GabeN: 1, 2, 4, 5-
Kindergarten teacher: wait you forgot 3!
Young GabeN: ??? wut?

3 by Sack o' Flaps September 22, 2019

Sega

they just don't care anymore

Sega in the 90's: an actually decent game company that put up a good fight with the big N

Sega now: sonic boom

Sega by Sack o' Flaps September 22, 2019

Grand Theft Auto 

The game you play when mom is at the supermarket.

kid: hey dude wanna play Grand Theft Auto? My mom isnt home!
friend: what about your dad?
kid: eh, he doesnt really give to shits about what i play.

Grand Theft Auto by Sack o' Flaps February 11, 2019

ESRB 

The system that made us play The Simpsons: Hit & Run instead of GTA: San Andreas.

kid: hey mom! can i get this game, its really fun!
mom: no sweetie.
kid: why mom?
mom: the ESRB rating says Mature 17+

ESRB by Sack o' Flaps February 11, 2019

Friends 

A thing that you probably don't have

John: Hey, wheres Jacob?
Alan: Probably out in the street begging for friends.

Friends by Sack o' Flaps May 29, 2018