nurmi

Meaning To Teach Computers

That Teacher Nurmi it like it aint no shizzle on da hizzle ma nizzle suck my dizzle you twelve man-aday whorizzle

by Satan May 13, 2005

the kicker

Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result.

Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging statement for dramatic effect, to a negative consequence/statement.

Probably stems from the phrase "you'll be kicking yourself for this one"

Sure, renting an apartment is cheaper and gives you a lot of flexibility to move around, but here's the kicker: with the money threw away renting places for 5-10 years you could have been well into a mortgage and have built up some personal equity, and credit.

by satan November 9, 2003

eet mur chikun

Random string of words applied to an awkward moment to break silence, or in a moment of increasingly violent conversation to enlighten/cease others.

*Silence in the waiting room*
Person: EET MUR CHIKUN!
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Person1: "I did NOT get your boyfriend pregnant, Jake!"
Person2: "Lies! ALL LIES!!!"
Person3: "EET MUR CHIKUN!"
Person1&2: "Wtf?"

by Satan November 7, 2003

durham local

the most badass person alive

jesus: hey that guy is really cool.
Satan: yea, he's the durham local

by satan February 28, 2005

shotgun

The art of drinking bruskies really fast. Done by poking a hole in the bottom of a beer then cracking open the top whilst sucking the hole.

Fuckin' Giv'r, shotgun those brews you pussy!

by SATAN March 1, 2005

Cuban Necktie

theres also brazillian and columbian necktie.

I don't think it's real. it's just a sick clever idea.

cypress hill has a track about cuban necktie.

by Satan April 30, 2003

riba

Slovenian for "fish". Commonly used in relation to mothers.

Tvoia mama ye riba!

(Your mother is a fish).

by Satan January 23, 2004