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When one person is most certain he'll have sex with a woman soon. Can be thought during first kiss, or just before his wedding...
by Steven April 27, 2019
Get the Punany soonanymug. A type of website that lets you pay your bills online, especially using funds from your bank account. Offered by most banks for a small monthly fee.
by Steven January 1, 2004
Get the billpaymug. by steven May 13, 2005
Get the Too bad she has AIDSmug. "I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."
by Steven March 8, 2009
Get the feeding the metermug. (Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar
Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
by Steven March 2, 2004
Get the Homestar Runnermug. by Steven January 1, 2004
Get the Lucy in the Sky with Diamondsmug. A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock
by Steven September 26, 2004
Get the skin flutemug.