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Punany soonany

When one person is most certain he'll have sex with a woman soon. Can be thought during first kiss, or just before his wedding...
*Girl kisses guy*
Guy thinks "That's some punany soonany right there".
by Steven April 27, 2019
mugGet the Punany soonanymug.

billpay

A type of website that lets you pay your bills online, especially using funds from your bank account. Offered by most banks for a small monthly fee.
I just payed my phone bill, insurance bill, and rent all online using my bank's billpay website.
by Steven January 1, 2004
mugGet the billpaymug.

Too bad she has AIDS

A classic "I Did Your Mom Last Night" block. Used to intimidate bullies, with a quick comeback.
Guy: Dude, I Did your mom Last Night.

Guy: Well, too bad she has aids.
by steven May 13, 2005
mugGet the Too bad she has AIDSmug.

feeding the meter

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."
by Steven March 8, 2009
mugGet the feeding the metermug.

Homestar Runner

(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar
Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!
by Steven March 2, 2004
mugGet the Homestar Runnermug.

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

An alternative acronym used to refer to LSD.
by Steven January 1, 2004
mugGet the Lucy in the Sky with Diamondsmug.

skin flute

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock
Man, that Thomas kid sure spends a lot of time playing his buddy's skin flute
by Steven September 26, 2004
mugGet the skin flutemug.

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