STEVEN's definitions

Homestar Runner

(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar

Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!

by Steven March 2, 2004

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

An alternative acronym used to refer to LSD.

Hey.. you wanna go hang wit Lucy?

by Steven January 1, 2004

clitoris rex

A mysterious extinct dinosaur.

These look like the remains of the clitoris rex.

by Steven September 16, 2003

burdedge

the name for steven

hello there burdedge

by steven March 31, 2004

peg boy

1. In seafaring, a young male sailor in Her Majesty's Navy, usually of slender disposition who was designated to sit on a peg to keep his anus loose for penetration by the other sailors.
2. In more modern times, a derogatory term denoting a sissy, a fag, or a feminine sailor.

After a long day swabbing the decks, a visit to Billy the peg boy proved to be quite relaxing and enjoyable for Captain Wollingsworth.

by Steven February 28, 2005

Macintrash

A more descriptive name for the slow, powerless, and overpriced Apple Macintosh.

Finally, the G5 Macintrash is out! But even after numerous manipulation of the benchmark, the SP_INT test still shows that G5 is slower than a Dell!

by Steven February 13, 2005

gamboes

another word for boobs

those girls gamboes are huge

by steven June 21, 2004