Definitions by STEVEN

petard 

A combination between a penis and a retard.

That kid with the big head is such a petard.

petard by Steven September 16, 2003

clitoris rex 

A mysterious extinct dinosaur.

These look like the remains of the clitoris rex.

clitoris rex by Steven September 16, 2003

khoais 

a pwnage master, no way you can touch this motherfugger.

Khoais walks over you like you were a rug.

khoais by steven September 13, 2003

donkey penis 

A penis of a donkey

the donkey penis was really big

donkey penis by steven September 13, 2003

ralphitus 

One who suffers from the need to work with flamingly homosexual people hoping to get a piece of the action.

Ralph chose to work at he.net because suffered from ralphitus.

ralphitus by Steven September 12, 2003

red-foot girl 

Girl (usually of the white trash, hill-billy variety) whos feet have been permanently stained red from years and years of walking barefooted up and down a dirt or red clay road.

When I move back south, I'm gonna git me a red-foot girl and settle down.

red-foot girl by steven September 10, 2003

smooze 

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.

smooze by steven September 9, 2003