SQUID's definitions

Two-Bit

crack fiend reply meaning "i give 2 flying fucks about what you are saying right now.

jim-"what time is it"
bill-" ah, two bit"

by squid February 3, 2003

doorknob

A shiny head man
bald guy

his head is blinding me

by Squid March 23, 2005

Squid

Me... that guy who kicks ass... ou know...

Squid is that 1337 gamer who kicks ass!

by Squid March 15, 2005

Clitheroe

A small town in Lancashire, England, UK. Twinned with Springfield, South Park and Royston Vasey from "The League of Gentlemen" - need I say more?

"Clitheroe is the fashion capital of Europe"

by SQUID March 7, 2005

tiggy

The name of a very special girl, with talent and humour and a great body.

I knew a girl called tiggy she was great. And how many people get there own name named after them, and you say im lazy !

by Squid January 14, 2004

fucked

1) to be in the worst possible situation at the most inappropriate time. Usually spoken in accordance with the word "up" in a coarse manner.

that squid got fucked up. This guy came and fucked him up from behind. Man that was fucked up.

by squid September 28, 2003

retarculous

Both retarded and ridiculous

We're going to invade England? That's retarculous

by squid September 26, 2003