Definitions by SPANKY

beefdonut 

1) your anushole.
2) meal prepared by making a ring of meat
3) musical artist

1) joel likes to stick long vegetables in his beefdonut
2) me: gross dude, what the fuck is that shit?
some guy: guy! that's a beefdonut!
3) me: hi beefdonut, whenz your new album coming out?
beefdonut: never, i am a lazy ass

beefdonut by spanky July 10, 2003

deadbeat dad 

a man who is a wimp and will not give money to his wordbaby mama/word.

this dude humped some chick, then boned the hell outta there... now she gots a kid and he ain't givin her nuttin. he's a deadbeat MF dad

deadbeat dad by spanky July 10, 2003

yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"

yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it

yo mama by spanky July 10, 2003

TFB 

it's what you say to whiny little brats who don't get there way
it stands for too fucking bad

kid: waaaah waaah! i'm an annoying little brat!! gimme ice cream!
me: we don't have any ice cream, this is an office supply store.
kid: waah, i really wanted ice cream tho!
me: TFB my man....

TFB by spanky July 10, 2003

POFS 

when POS just won't do, such as in the case of Jeff Pauls blazer

fuck, that blazer is such a POFS

POFS by spanky July 10, 2003

heater 

bucka-bucka-buck-buck-buck

it's a cold world, better pack your own heat

heater by spanky July 10, 2003

jard 

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG

indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!

jard by spanky July 10, 2003