SPANKY's definitions

flat cocker

another word referring to lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke; muff diver

sara and catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

dink out

While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.

FORE!
*slice*
shit, that thing only went two feet!
DINK OUT!!

by spanky December 18, 2003

system requirements

How good your computer has to be to play the latest new video game.

If you are actually checking the system requirements, you probly need to upgrade.

by spanky January 28, 2004

bush

A shrub
Two dipshit U.S. presidents

George H.W. Bush - a real fuck up
"Dubya" - the worst fuck up of all.
Bush family - should all burn in hell.

by Spanky November 1, 2003

san francisco busboy

when playing any card game where you receive two cards, and those two cards consist of a queen and three of any suit.

I got a San Francisco busboy..... a Queen with a tre (tray).

by spanky January 27, 2004

dreamcatcher

a rag you use to clean yourself up after ahaving a jizzdream

*dreaming* ooo yeah, suck it baby
CREAM!!!
*wake up*
oh shit i creamed myself, where's my dream catcher?

by spanky July 10, 2003