9 definitions by SOLARMOON
McBlowjob - 1. A blow job done in a manner that is quick, easy, "good tasting," and cheap. However users may feel sick, and can be left with something that doesn't leave their body.
2. A blow job done for a burger or treat from McDonald's.
3. A blow job done in a fashion that is comparable to a drive through service, and may in fact be a drive through. The act of driving and fast service, or "service while driving for a "snack."
2. A blow job done for a burger or treat from McDonald's.
3. A blow job done in a fashion that is comparable to a drive through service, and may in fact be a drive through. The act of driving and fast service, or "service while driving for a "snack."
1. a: "I thought I was in heaven when I got a McBlowjob in the back of the club! But damn, that ho gave me herpes".
b: "I gave that guy a McBlowjob in the back of the club, but he came so hard i got sick".
2. a: "I really didnt want to suck it, but I was hungry and he promised me a Quarter Pounder with cheese."
b: "There's no way I would suck it on a normal day, he stunk, but I really wanted that apple pie."
3. a: "I didn't even call her first. I just drove to her house didn't even knock, walked in and got a McBlowjob!"
b: "She wasn't sure how it would work, so I grabbed her head pulled it through the passenger window and received my McBlowjob"
c: "I almost crashed my damn car when I was trying to drive and enjoy my McBlowjob with extra ketchup at the same time".
b: "I gave that guy a McBlowjob in the back of the club, but he came so hard i got sick".
2. a: "I really didnt want to suck it, but I was hungry and he promised me a Quarter Pounder with cheese."
b: "There's no way I would suck it on a normal day, he stunk, but I really wanted that apple pie."
3. a: "I didn't even call her first. I just drove to her house didn't even knock, walked in and got a McBlowjob!"
b: "She wasn't sure how it would work, so I grabbed her head pulled it through the passenger window and received my McBlowjob"
c: "I almost crashed my damn car when I was trying to drive and enjoy my McBlowjob with extra ketchup at the same time".
by SOLARMOON October 15, 2013
1. Orphan Ring is an orphaned fried good or goods, consummated amongst other unassorted fried dishes.
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2. An Orphans ring.
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2. An Orphans ring.
1. I ordered French Fries and received a lucky Orphan Ring at the bottom!
2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.
2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.
by SOLARMOON May 7, 2017