Definitions by SJ@24

Bugminton 

Drunkenly swatting at "noseeums" on a hot summer night.

Dale and Earl finished off a twelve pack and are out on the porch playing Bugminton. Maybe we should get'um a bugzapper for Christmas. Ah'd hate to see their game of mosquito pong ruint.

Bugminton by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Chronocentric

Having the outlook of the times you were born and raised in.
Back in the sixties it was okay to be sexist and racist.
It was largely the Chronocentric point of view of most Americans.

It's impossible for anyone to escape their Chronocentric viewpoint.
Even Abraham Lincoln saw life from his Chronocentric perspective.

Chronocentric by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Signility

When a senior citizen reads all of the signs outloud to the driver of the vehicle.
Leads to a condition in the driver known as Billboardom.

I was driving mother to the doctor's and she insists on reading every sign and billboard to me.
I think she suffers from Signility.

Signility by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Senor Citizen 

Old Mexican.

I think Pablo's too old to work in the garden anymore. He's become a real Senor Citizen.

Senor Citizen by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Sweep Deprivation

Any dirty area of a house or structure, patio, walkway, etc.

Man, look at all them dustbunnies under the couch. I think the living room suffers from Sweep Deprivation.

Sweep Deprivation by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Billboardom

The result of sitting next to someone with Signility.

I know Mom's in her eighties, but all she did was read the street signs to me as I drove her to the doctor. I think she suffers from signility and it's giving me a case of Billboardom.

Billboardom by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Synchronized Snorkeling Team 

When three or more gay men are seen shopping together at a boutique

Girl! I was swarmed by the Synchronized Snorkeling Team. They all wanted the same earrings!

Synchronized Snorkeling Team by SJ@24 July 10, 2009