29 definitions by SJ@24

Moscow flu

1 Flu-like hangover symptoms caused by drinking too much vodka

Oh, man. I've got a headache, I'm sick to my stomach and I spent the whole morning yorking into the toilet. I must have a dose of the Moscow flu from all that vodka last night.

by SJ@24 July 16, 2010

Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

by SJ@24 July 17, 2009

fucksfour

Capacity or volume. Usually of a bed, hot tub, or RV.

"Dude, your waterbed is huge!"
"I know. It's a fucksfour. Sleeps two, fucks four."

by SJ@24 July 22, 2009

Sweep Deprivation

Any dirty area of a house or structure, patio, walkway, etc.

Man, look at all them dustbunnies under the couch. I think the living room suffers from Sweep Deprivation.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Drunkin' Donuts

A group of intoxicated women who've arrived at a bar looking for action.

Dude! Check out that pack of Drunkin' Donuts at the door. I bet we could totally score with one of them.

by SJ@24 June 25, 2010

Mug me!

exclamation of victory after getting a word published on urbandictionary.com and putting the definition on a coffee mug.

Hey Durwood. Urbandictionary published my definition. Mug me!

by SJ@24 August 21, 2009

Chronocentric

Having the outlook of the times you were born and raised in.
Back in the sixties it was okay to be sexist and racist.
It was largely the Chronocentric point of view of most Americans.

It's impossible for anyone to escape their Chronocentric viewpoint.
Even Abraham Lincoln saw life from his Chronocentric perspective.

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009