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Definitions by SJ@24

forget that noise 

1. An expletive used to show extreme disagreement or unwillingness.

2. A mild oath used in place of "fuck that shit" to dismiss an idea.
1. "Antwon asked me to hop in his ride to score some dope. Forget that noise!"
2. "British Petroleum wants to plug the hole in the gulf with old tires and golf balls. Forget that noise!"
forget that noise by SJ@24 May 21, 2010

manscara 

The first telltale sign that a guy is wearing makeup.
Whoa! I didn't reatlize that Geoffrey wore makeup until I noticed that he went a little heavy on the manscara this morning.
manscara by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

Van Dyke 

A type of lesbian.

1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school
Leslie always drives when our women's group goes anywhere. She must be the Van Dyke.
Van Dyke by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

The Secret Life of Implants 

Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.
The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.
The Secret Life of Implants by SJ@24 September 3, 2009

Girl Gallop 

When a guy runs like a girl. This can be achieved by holding the elbows to the side and turning the palms up, swinging the arms below the elbows from side to side while running.
Dude! I thought Frank was one of us. Did you see him Girl Gallop over to his car? I'm definitely having second thoughts about whether he's straight or gay.
Girl Gallop by SJ@24 August 25, 2009

Afterglower 

The post coital dirty look a woman gives a man when he's sexually satisfied but she isn't.
Nancy and I made love last night. I basked in the afterglow while she gave me the afterglower.
Afterglower by SJ@24 August 21, 2009
exclamation of victory after getting a word published on urbandictionary.com and putting the definition on a coffee mug.
Hey Durwood. Urbandictionary published my definition. Mug me!
Mug me! by SJ@24 August 21, 2009