SJ@24's definitions

Synchronized Snorkeling Team

When three or more gay men are seen shopping together at a boutique

Girl! I was swarmed by the Synchronized Snorkeling Team. They all wanted the same earrings!

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009

Sweep Deprivation

Any dirty area of a house or structure, patio, walkway, etc.

Man, look at all them dustbunnies under the couch. I think the living room suffers from Sweep Deprivation.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Ass Squeegee

Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit.
Usually when there's no toilet paper.

Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet paper. I had to use my Ass Squeegee to clean my butt!

by SJ@24 July 17, 2009

Lushian Accent

1. What everybody has after their third or fourth vodka martini.
2. The slurred speach of a drunk or lush.

Dude! Maybe you should put down the Smirnoff. I can barely understand you through your Lushian Accent.

by SJ@24 July 8, 2010

Senor Citizen

Old Mexican.

I think Pablo's too old to work in the garden anymore. He's become a real Senor Citizen.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Bugminton

The futile act of swatting at Noseeums. Mosquito Pong.

Dale and Earl spent most of the summer evening playing Bugminton. Drinking beer on the porch and swatting at mosquitos. They should buy a bugzapper.

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009

jockumentary

Sports films. Anything from a biography, to highlights, to full length features about sports that aren't the actual event.

Al spent the whole day watching football games. Then he spent the rest of the night watching a jockumentary about Johnny Unitas.

by SJ@24 November 26, 2010