Signility

When a senior citizen reads all of the signs outloud to the driver of the vehicle.
Leads to a condition in the driver known as Billboardom.

I was driving mother to the doctor's and she insists on reading every sign and billboard to me.
I think she suffers from Signility.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

fucksfour

Capacity or volume. Usually of a bed, hot tub, or RV.

"Dude, your waterbed is huge!"
"I know. It's a fucksfour. Sleeps two, fucks four."

by SJ@24 July 22, 2009

Obamandingo

Virile American president that scares racist white folk.

Cleetus the hillbilly is afraid Obamandingo is gonna raise his taxes and take his manhood away.

by SJ@24 July 27, 2009

Bugminton

Drunkenly swatting at "noseeums" on a hot summer night.

Dale and Earl finished off a twelve pack and are out on the porch playing Bugminton. Maybe we should get'um a bugzapper for Christmas. Ah'd hate to see their game of mosquito pong ruint.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Van Dyke

A type of lesbian.

1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school

Leslie always drives when our women's group goes anywhere. She must be the Van Dyke.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

Afterglower

The post coital dirty look a woman gives a man when he's sexually satisfied but she isn't.

Nancy and I made love last night. I basked in the afterglow while she gave me the afterglower.

by SJ@24 August 21, 2009

'Tisn't

'Tisn't - The smooth, hairless seam on the scrotum that divides the testicles from each other.

Southernism.
See: taint.

"Daddy, what's this line on my scrotum?"
"Why, that's where Da Lawd done sewed up yo' nutsack after he inserted yo' balls.
'Tisn't yo' left nut and 'tisn't yo' right."

by SJ@24 July 29, 2009