Definitions by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH

TARPHEAD

One who wears a turban;an Arab;a muslim;a hindu;a Yasser-Arab-Rat,an Afghani;a camel-jockey;a wealthy towelhead.

If I was stationed in Iraq,I`d be wary of any tarphead that came close to me.

TARPHEAD by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

COUCH TOMATO 

A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.

Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?

COUCH TOMATO by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

PUSSY-GOOD 

Excellent;Prime;Perfect;Muy bueno;Primo;Bonna-roo;Fantastic;Perfecto.

Since I recovered from the "flu",I`m feeling PUSSY-GOOD,amigo.

PUSSY-GOOD by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

Fur Burger 

A sandwich made from a certain type of American conifer; a burger fashioned for vegetarians from "fur"trees.

Dam Hugo! How in the world can you put away 3 FUR BURGERS at a setting?

Fur Burger by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

DOWNTOWN 

Opposite of "UPTOWN";a popular 1965 song performed by Petula Clark;

Man Buford,I surely am` bored. I think I`ll hop in the old jalopy and go DOWNTOWN and find me a woman!

DOWNTOWN by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

CHERRYPIE 

A virginal vagina; a pussy; a cunt; a cunny;a twat;panocha; PAN-8;honey-pot;

Dam,Sidney did you really sample that young tender CHERRYPIE?

CHERRYPIE by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003