SHawn's definitions

tickling the taco

slang phrase for female masterbation

Last night I walking in on my old lady tickling her taco

by shawn November 19, 2003

soy bean

A girl beyond beautifulness. A girl who is smart, healthy, (preferably a vegetarian) and cares about others. A girl who is like a well balanced breakfast. She is hot as shit…but still she is smart as shit!

Brenna is a soy bean!

by Shawn July 27, 2003

Nati

Natural Light Beer

All I could afford was was a sixer of Nati.

by Shawn November 6, 2002

fumping

You combine fuckin and humping to get "fumping" So when you say fumping, you mean 'fuckin humping'

"haha Kaila! Look at them, they're fumping!"

by Shawn May 7, 2005

Turbonegro

a really fast black person

every black person you've ever met

by shawn March 16, 2005

walri

The way a stoner describes multiple walruses.

Dude, we went to sea world today, we saw dolphins, killer whales and walri!

by shawn December 31, 2004

stretch a cock

When a member of the male species bends over naked, and stretches his penis so as he can touch the tip of the helmet to his tongue giving himself oral pleasure.

I wish that I could stretch a cock like Nick and Patrick do.

by shawn May 27, 2004