SHawn's definitions

SoaP

Abbreviation for the movie Snakes on a Plane.

Desmond: Hey Jethro, you coming with us to see SoaP tonight?
Jethro: :'( Nah dude, I gotta take a mondo dump.
Desmond: Man fuck you Jethro!

by Shawn August 28, 2006

beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004

v-rod

Harley - Davidsons hot rod street-legal drag bike used for picking up curb monkeys and getting alot of booty.

The guy on that v-rod gets laid every night.

by shawn December 31, 2003

trouble shooting

When a man has problems with impotency

Sorry honey, I am having trouble shooting today.

by Shawn May 13, 2004

ridicklepicklesnickulous

When something is beyond ridiculous.

Well that story is just ridicklepicklesnickulous!

by Shawn April 7, 2004

NTS

Acronym for nothing to say, used when someone wants to remain silent or plead the fifth.

Kelly: Did you hear about Jenny's new boyfriend?
Maxine: NTS

by shawn February 17, 2004

import

See Nissan.

Hey can I run my domestic on your dyno? Sorry man, that Nissan just overloaded the circuits.

by Shawn October 13, 2003