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neckropemancy

Bringing someone back to life after they have been hung
John , the anti-famous criminal mastermind, performed neckropemancy on himself, after faking his own death-by-hanging.

necrorapedigger 

a person who engages in sexual encounters with dead, rich people.
person 1: i just saw some guy having sex with the dead bill gates

person 2: ew, what a necrorapedigger

mexican neckbrace 

When a woman wraps her thighs around the face of man with a moustache like Tom Selleck and a Hat like Speedy Gonzalez and says “ándale arriba!”
“Jimmy came to work on Monday with whiplash!”

“Yeah, I heard Monica gave him The Mexican Neckbrace after that party on the weekend.”

Neckorate 

To decorate in the redneck style, for example using wooden spoils as tables, cinder blocks anywhere, andd a rebel flag as curtains.
Hey JimBob, who did you get to neckorate your trailer?
Neckorate by GunPorn May 17, 2015

alabama neckbrace

When the man is going down on a girl, and when hes comming up, she wraps her legs around him intill he passes out
bro she Alabama neckbraced me when i went down on her

neckbrace 

Heavier than a fucking Polar Bear!!!
neckbrace by Anonymous October 26, 2003