A self-righteous "share the road" bicyclist who insists on taking up a lane of traffic but hypocritically never bothers to follow the rules of the road.
Some Shit Pedaler runs a stop sign and forces me to slam on the brakes, and then has the nerve to flip ME off.
by SHLA February 27, 2014
Douche 1: Dude, I'm tired of these stuck-up girls not giving me the time of day - where can we find some fresh naive snatch?
Douche 2: There are a couple Ellis Island Bars up on Cahuenga in Hollywood that will do just the trick.
Douche 2: There are a couple Ellis Island Bars up on Cahuenga in Hollywood that will do just the trick.
by SHLA November 09, 2010
A lightly-trafficked cross street that always holds you up with a red light - often one which takes FOREVER to turn green.
I'd have made it on time to my waxing were it not for my nemestreet. Willoughby Avenue parked me for what seemed like five minutes and not one car or pedestrian crossed the intersection!
by SHLA September 30, 2010
Sexting in a group conversation; requiring at least 4 participants (3 participants is a Ménage à text).
I had no idea how real texting can get until I engaged in a group sext. There are words burned into my eyeballs that I cannot unsee.
by SHLA August 10, 2014
When one initially goes to urinate only to realize the pressure applied is pushing feces dangerously close to exiting the anus, requiring a quick turnaround into the sitting position.
Phenomenon is almost solely observed in males, although is occasionally practiced by females in hardcore porn.
Phenomenon is almost solely observed in males, although is occasionally practiced by females in hardcore porn.
by SHLA April 28, 2011
The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.
Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.
by SHLA October 08, 2013
Commenter 1: My son's peewee team could go undefeated if they had Boise State's schedule. Just sayin'
Commenter 2: Using "just sayin'" makes you sound about as mature as your son. Just naysayin'
Commenter 2: Using "just sayin'" makes you sound about as mature as your son. Just naysayin'
by SHLA September 12, 2012