Definitions by SHLA

road rave

When two drivers appreciate each other's navigation skills so much, they end up spastically dancing together in the street to shitty music. Antonym to "road rage."

Traffic was backed up for miles when two Priushole's gave each other the good for you thumbs up and then proceeded to road rave.

road rave by SHLA July 5, 2012

old.edu

Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term "old school."

One of my friends told me to 'MySpace' her. That's so old.edu.

old.edu by SHLA June 30, 2012

Hung like a horse-fly 

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

Hung like a horse-fly by SHLA June 30, 2012

golden raspberry 

(1) when you missionary fuck a girl on the carpet so hard that she gets an oozing rug burn all over her backside. Then, immediately after ejaculation, you turn her over and pee all over her wound.

(2) a delicious fruit.

(3) an award celebrating the worst in movies. See also Razzie.

Yeah, she was totally into the golden raspberry until the last part.

golden raspberry by SHLA August 22, 2011

stalking my cock

Euphemism for masturbation.

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.

stalking my cock by SHLA June 23, 2011

poo-turn 

When one initially goes to urinate only to realize the pressure applied is pushing feces dangerously close to exiting the anus, requiring a quick turnaround into the sitting position.

Phenomenon is almost solely observed in males, although is occasionally practiced by females in hardcore porn.

It was quite embarrassing having to make a poo-turn from the urinal to the stall at the office.

poo-turn by SHLA May 20, 2011

D.I.N.K.E.R. 

Dual-Income No Kids Eternally Renting.

A couple who, despite having no kids to suck their dual-income dry, still cannot afford a house.

In these hard economic times with housing prices in the heart of cities like NYC, S.F. and L.A. still grossly inflated, someone you envy as a D.I.N.K. is probably more accurately a D.I.N.K.E.R.

D.I.N.K.E.R. by SHLA December 2, 2010