SHLA's definitions

poo-turn

When one initially goes to urinate only to realize the pressure applied is pushing feces dangerously close to exiting the anus, requiring a quick turnaround into the sitting position.

Phenomenon is almost solely observed in males, although is occasionally practiced by females in hardcore porn.

It was quite embarrassing having to make a poo-turn from the urinal to the stall at the office.

by SHLA May 20, 2011

just naysayin'

The act of getting angry at someone for using the tired phrase "just sayin'."

Commenter 1: My son's peewee team could go undefeated if they had Boise State's schedule. Just sayin'

Commenter 2: Using "just sayin'" makes you sound about as mature as your son. Just naysayin'

by SHLA September 12, 2012

Ménage à text

A sext threesome.

Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.

George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.

by SHLA August 10, 2014

group sext

Sexting in a group conversation; requiring at least 4 participants (3 participants is a Ménage à text).

I had no idea how real texting can get until I engaged in a group sext. There are words burned into my eyeballs that I cannot unsee.

by SHLA August 10, 2014

comb-up

Like a comb-over, but relying on hair from the back of the skull and combing it up and over the bald spot. See Donald Trump.

That guy thinks he's fooling everybody because he's not combing over his hair, but that's obviously a comb-up. The back of his skull has a tell-tale part.

by SHLA April 18, 2014

D.I.N.K.E.R.

Dual-Income No Kids Eternally Renting.

A couple who, despite having no kids to suck their dual-income dry, still cannot afford a house.

In these hard economic times with housing prices in the heart of cities like NYC, S.F. and L.A. still grossly inflated, someone you envy as a D.I.N.K. is probably more accurately a D.I.N.K.E.R.

by SHLA December 2, 2010

Put Peter Out to Pasture

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.

Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.

by SHLA July 24, 2012