Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term "old school."
by SHLA June 28, 2012
An insufferable jerk you used to know - such as an arrogant jock in high school - who later is humiliated by baldness and must resort to a comb over or comb up, or alternatively just wears a hat all the time.
Friend: Did you see that dickhead Colt at the 10-year reunion?
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.
by SHLA April 24, 2014
Euphemism for masturbation.
by SHLA June 24, 2011
Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.
George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.
George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.
by SHLA August 10, 2014
by SHLA July 02, 2012
(1) when you missionary fuck a girl on the carpet so hard that she gets an oozing rug burn all over her backside. Then, immediately after ejaculation, you turn her over and pee all over her wound.
(2) a delicious fruit.
(3) an award celebrating the worst in movies. See also Razzie.
(2) a delicious fruit.
(3) an award celebrating the worst in movies. See also Razzie.
by SHLA August 18, 2011
Dual-Income No Kids Eternally Renting.
A couple who, despite having no kids to suck their dual-income dry, still cannot afford a house.
A couple who, despite having no kids to suck their dual-income dry, still cannot afford a house.
In these hard economic times with housing prices in the heart of cities like NYC, S.F. and L.A. still grossly inflated, someone you envy as a D.I.N.K. is probably more accurately a D.I.N.K.E.R.
by SHLA December 01, 2010