by Shannon March 13, 2005
by shannon November 07, 2004
1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.
1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.
by Shannon September 09, 2003
by Shannon November 28, 2003
To come on to; to hit on.
by Shannon April 21, 2005
A word that me and my friend made up to describe when we're lost and/or don't follow something. Only we later discoverd that we weren't as original as we thought and other people used it too much to our annoyance. Bastards. But to our credit we started the trend!
I'm so confuzzled...damnit..
by Shannon June 17, 2004
ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG!!! It's when a girl is on her period and a guy takes the tampon out with his teeth, then shakes it back and forth leaving two red stripes.
by Shannon May 13, 2005