SHANNON's definitions

Forrest Gump

1. A simple-minded person. 2. The act of evading the negative consequences of one's actions by no other means than pure luck. 3. Achieving overly-rewarding results from simplistic, unskilled, half-assed actions.

1. I tried to tell him that I didn't want to go out with him, but - he didn't get it, he was a total Forrest Gump. 2. After having Forrest Gump'ed their way through the robbery, Todd and Angie decided to go to Vegas with the money. 3. We can't pay a mechanic because my husband's been out of work for two years - so I guess we're just going to have to Forrest Gump the transmission back into the car.

by Shannon September 9, 2003

play it off

The act of outwardly ignoring something which you are acutely aware and/or guilty of.

I'm just going to stay home and play it off like I don't remember telling my Grandma I'd help her sort yarn tonight.

by Shannon September 9, 2003

shabasco

Party, good time.

We're going to have a shabasco tonight.

by Shannon September 2, 2003

nappy

sleepy, bored, takes naps a lot

Yeah, we take naps a lot. We're just nappy people.

by Shannon August 23, 2003

lub

food caught in between teeth immediately after eating

you've got lub

by Shannon August 14, 2003

emoish

Emotionally related things, such as music

Bright Eyes lyrics are "emoish"

by Shannon August 8, 2003

Rejectotard

Soemeone who possesses the attributes of both a reject and a retard. This can happen when someone has had too many rum and cokes.

Everyone in the room yells "rejectotard" when Maggy spills her drink at the party.

by Shannon July 27, 2003