mofackus

shortened version of motherfuckers, for use in settings unreceptive to foul language.

They didnt hold the elevator for me, mofackus

by sean October 21, 2003

Swampy

An inhabitant of the Isle of Sheppey (see www.sheppeyscum.com) who has been both born and raised there. Distinctive accent is cross between estuary English and yokel, although all sentences contain f word.

See pikey

by Sean November 18, 2003

pizzle

any device used to smoke any drug

root word: piece

Yo I got a new pizzle today lets break it in.

by Sean December 15, 2004

gorph

a fart out of a loose butthole

i opened my ass wide and let out an enormous gorph

by sean November 19, 2003

bray

yeah bray its sean, definate hottie

a god who is great

by sean November 10, 2003

peepert

A man's shlong.

Jimmy's peepert is small and corroded.

by Sean January 31, 2004

wookie crotch

a man or woman who is severe need of a genitle hair area trim.

it took me 10 minutes to get through jen's wookie crotch so we could screw.

by sean January 28, 2005