Fat Slag Jill

A pig in knickers; a very ugly woman.

Jeezus! What a pig! Talk about Fat Slag Jill!

by Scotty April 06, 2003

downthesun

a kick ass heavy metal "or nu-metal i cant give a crap" band. 2 vocalists, 1 guitarist, 1 bass, a dj and a drummer, all combine to make some seriously cool thrashing music. should be recognised more than they are.

downthesun should release a cd in australia if they want me to pay for one of their cd's

by scotty April 07, 2004

Oral Fixator

1. The act of having an oral fixation for the wang
2. Some one fiendin for the cock

John is such an oral fixator

by Scotty November 22, 2003

gumby

Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up.

i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!

by Scotty March 21, 2004

mamma jamma

somthing that is very very big.

That bitch had mamma jamma titties.

by scotty July 09, 2003

Eternal Ferret

The Eternal Ferret is the most Powerful being in the Universe as we know it. This small, weasle like vermin has been around since the creation of Time. He has mystical powers that aurate from his shrill shreak. Many foes have tried to "Fade" him, none were successful at all. Such weak foes include limecat, Mertz,clock spider, and even the mighty cow. He is currently residing in Okanawa, Japan where he commands his army of chinchilas and ferrets.

"OMG! That F***ing ferret just ate that freakin cat... and his little hat too. WTF!?!?"

by Scotty February 07, 2004

manchester cunts

fucking arse licking bastards who dont even live in manchester but brag about their team winning the premiership

"you fuckimg manchester cunt"

by scotty May 14, 2003