15 definitions by SAMMER OF THE GODS

Dumplings

(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.

Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS May 16, 2006

frodo-shop

(fro•DO•shop) n. v. the software you use to copy and paste your friends heads on LOTRs photos that you scrape off the internet usually to send via email.

I frodo-shopped Darren's head onto Gollum's body and posted it in my myspace pics.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 2, 2006

Jesus cruisers

(Jee•ZUS•CRU•zers) n. sandals. usually with simple leather straps.

That hippy was wearing his Jesus cruisers in the winter! That dude was a hard core Deadhead.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006

splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.

I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 1, 2006

Abraham Lincoln

(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.

dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS March 24, 2006

lung lounge

(LUNG•la•OWUNGE)n. a common place that people congregate for smoke breaks.

BOSS: Smith! Where is your supervisor?
SMITH: Dude... She is most likely at the lung lounge with the other slackers you refer to as middle management. Why don't you grow a set and fire those folder-shuffling nicotine addicts?

by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006

time bandit

(time•BAN•DIT) n. someone who wastes your time by telling long winded stories, isn't punctual, makes you wait for various reasons, plans boring outings, etc. it's a retro reference to an brit-comedy movie from the early eighties of the same name.

Kelly is such a time bandit... She always goes into these boring monologes about boring crap when i have much better things to do like clean my toilet.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 2, 2006