Definitions by SAMMER OF THE GODS

frodo-shop 

(fro•DO•shop) n. v. the software you use to copy and paste your friends heads on LOTRs photos that you scrape off the internet usually to send via email.

I frodo-shopped Darren's head onto Gollum's body and posted it in my myspace pics.

frodo-shop by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 11, 2006

grave digger

(GRAVE•digger) n. a person who repeats an ordinarily funny joke, gag or prank to the point that is tiresome. as to "bury" it.

Jen: "I was getting really sick of John constantly talking like he was in a Kung Fu movie."
Ted: "Yeah, he is a real grave digger."

grave digger by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

splashin' punkins

(splashin•PUNK•enz) n. a loud splashing bowel movement. based on the imagined sound of pumpkins being dropped into water.

I ate , like, four frozen burritos and had some serious splashin' punkins!

splashin' punkins by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

belly scrapenz 

(belly•SCRAPE•enz)n. any food that falls and hangs onto or stains one's shirt, tie or coat that are later consumed by the offender or a pet.

Mr. Jones snarfed some belly scrapenz off his tie with the space shuttle on it.

belly scrapenz by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

bung knuckle 

(bung•NUCK•ehl) n. the perineum, the taint, the sand bar,

my bike seat is as hard as a rock and it hurts my bung knuckle.

bung knuckle by SAMMER OF THE GODS June 3, 2006

Dumplings 

(DUMP•lingz)n. pl.
Minature turds that usually require a second flushing due to their bouyancy. Also any small reminant of a bowel movement that doesn't go down with the first flush.

Aunt Ginny left a bunch of dumplings in the toilet.

Dumplings by sammer of the gods May 23, 2006

Piss Puck 

(PISS•puc)n.
A urine cake. a compacted disc of antimicrobial detergent placed in a urinal for deodorising and disinfecting.

I was taking a whizz at the game last night and when my stream hit the piss puck, it spewed back blue juice all over my khakis. It looked like i banged smurfette.

Piss Puck by SAMMER OF THE GODS May 22, 2006