SAM's definitions

gibsoned

To be taken to task for promoting unrelenting gore-porn as a kind of artistic or spiritual statement.

After viewing "The Passion of the Christ," the uncritical mass of blind sheep were properly gibsoned.

by sam March 11, 2004

california

Another means of saying your going to smoke pot/get high.

"Hey man, you wanna go to california tonight?!"

by Sam November 20, 2003

captain prove-nothing

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.

Hey Captain Prove-Nothing! Get your ass back here!!

by sam August 2, 2006

ogre

someone who unintentionally walks through walls and other things
ie: Elan

Dude 1: Dude, Elan just walked through the wall!
Dude 2: I know hes such an ogre

by sam November 23, 2003

Bjork

Björk is that musical artist from Iceland. Her parents were hippies. Her sounds, lyrics, videos, and behavior are outlandish... Icelanish. NEways this page is turning into a debate thread on her quality. Love her or Hate her. I've acquired a taste for the random... and she is that.

I'm Björk... my perspective on everything is out there, sometimes gibberish and non-relative.

by sam November 4, 2004

bubs

a wierdo that does this wierd thing for homestar

chickitoutchickitoutchickitout

by sam May 8, 2003

jcmmb

A shorter way of saying Jesus Christ and Mary Mother, and Moses.

Only people with respect may use it,
such as sommi.

sommi RULES.

OMG! WTF? LoL!

by sam April 10, 2004