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custard chucker

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.
My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker
by sam April 5, 2004
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love lance

'holy shit godfrey, your chod is a right love lance, whack it up my flange immediately'
by sam April 5, 2004
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hotten

dutch nonsense word. no real meaning. something a bit silly....
sorta like something you would call someone you knew, just for fun and profit. yes.
hotten, what is hotten? I dunno hotten? well hotten. yes hotten. Hotten Mc. Floppy Tot? yes
or Hotten Totten himself.
by sam April 6, 2004
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Bloop

describing the utterly confused state you are in.
Person A: If you square root x and multiply that by the percentage, you'll find the answer.
Person B: BLOOOOOP!
by SaM April 9, 2004
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jairs

A counter-strike player on 56k.

His connection lets him handle 3 bit packets per second, and approximately 2 vowels and 8 consonants per 3 seconds on the microphone.

See 56k and slow and diol.
God damn this jairs piece of jairs I wish this jairs didn't jairs on me GOD JAIRS DAMN JAIRS THIS!
by sam April 10, 2004
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jcmmb

A shorter way of saying Jesus Christ and Mary Mother, and Moses.

Only people with respect may use it,
such as sommi.

sommi RULES.
by sam April 10, 2004
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heavhy

Another way of saying heavhy but associating it with suicide and linkin park.

Only cool people and party animals may use this definition.

See sommi and jairs and pingu
heavhy - suicide - linkin park
by sam April 10, 2004
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