SAM's definitions

ludka

1. One that headbutts those smarter than her or those that threaten her.

2. Holds very little knowledge of computers.

3. Stupid stupid bitch!

Mrs. Ludka just headbutted TSI because he broke the backspace key.

by Sam November 30, 2003

g-mawn

an albino kid who you cant see bacause hes either to white or transparent

Greg cant play in the snow cause well lose him

by sam December 17, 2003

Bassline Skanker

A Person Who Listens To "Bassline" Music ( SpeedGarage) I.E Niche, T2, DJ Q.

"Yo Tom, Your A Bassline Skanker But We Love You"

by Sam March 6, 2008

Muffin Pants

This is when you wear your pants around your waist to tight and a roll of fat hangs over the egde, just like a muffin!

OMG look at the fat hanging off around the pants.

Yeah thats a muffin pants

by Sam June 26, 2004

Necropolis

Morbid, gothic, chilly tourist attraction.

Hill on outskirts of Glasgow city, covered in with hundreds of graves - from small unmarked stones to massive mausoleums. A solitary footpath winds round the Necropolis, spiralling round the crest of the hill to the top. Found next to Glasgow Cathedral.

Creepy as shit at night. Not much better in the day but at least you can see where you're going.

'It's getting late, lets take a short cut through the Necropolis.' 'Yeah, great idea!'

by Sam January 26, 2005

Gert

'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.

'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.

by Sam November 13, 2003

Jew hawk

A mohawk or fohawk covering the head of a jew
(not to be confused with jewhawk a hawk that is jewish)

Hey Look at his Jew hawk

by Sam April 6, 2005