hold the date

A phrase utilized by persons of low intellect who meant to say “Save the date.” First popularized by an American President that was later imprisoned for various felonies and illegal acts throughout his life and tenure in office.

“Hold the date! My impeachment hearings start very very soon!”

by S.S. February 24, 2019

lake life

A recreational lifestyle preferred by rural Caucasian and often involving boating, melanoma inducing tanning, and the consumption of large amounts of low quality alcoholic beverages.

While he sat in the parking lot of the Dollar General, Dale observed a woman carrying a case of White Claw, along with several children, pile into GMC Terrain with a Lake Life decal on the back window.

by S.S. July 19, 2023

locally hated

A decal often seen on raised trucks that are usually mocked by people who see them.

“I was driving behind this dork with a ‘Locally Hated’ decal obscuring his rear windshield.”

by S.S. September 22, 2018

Mac-Town

1.)The city of Winamac, Indiana. Located in Pulaski County.

"Let's go up to Mac-Town & try to pick up some of them fine-ass ladies."

by S.S. September 29, 2004

sheist

One who exists as a shadow where shadows do not.

He is neither living nor dead; but a sheist is he.

by s.s. July 18, 2004

fist

An award of status given to people/objects who have committed an extreme and awesome act.

You are deserving of the full fist for your attempt to eat glass while drinking vomit.

or

Your weak effort earns you no fist!

by s.s. July 18, 2004

unfistworthy

Describes a weak attempt or effort, or something that is lame. Relates to the term 'fist' -- see my meaning for that word.

You've given up; you've failed; you've proven yourself to be weak; a totally unfistworthy performance.

by s.s. July 18, 2004