S. Machan's definitions

unfact

An opinion or perception (usually wrong) that is stated as fact.

There goes that moron spouting his unfacts again.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

blubberfuck

An expletive that's pretty much meaningless.

What the blubberfuck is that moron doing?

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

smarmypants

Like a smartypants, but smarmy.

That moron is such a Mr. Smarmypants.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

pipshit

A peon. An amalgamation of pipsqueak and little shit.

Look at that moron, he's such a pipshit.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

fronty

Short for "full frontal nudity."

That magazine's got fronty.

by S. Machan January 7, 2003

penile implant

An insult that implies the receiver is even lower than a dick: he is implanted in one.

That moron is such a penile implant.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002