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2.3 trillion dollars 

A government agency misplacing a large sum of money and then the next day the getting attacked.
On September 10, 2001 the pentagon announced that they couldn’t account for 2.3 trillion dollars and lost it. The next day well you know what happened.

Technoblade never dies

No one dies unless they are forgotten and technoblade will never be forgotten. Thank you Alex for all the years of uploading. #fuckcancer

BNSF racetrack 

One of the most active commuter rail lines in the US with over 150 Metra, Amtrak, and freight trains everyday going between Chicago and Aurora IL.
I watch some trains go by on the BNSF racetrack quite a bit and it’s very fun as trains go by extremely often.

200 butterfly 

A satanic event.
For all the swimmers on urban dictionary, my PB is a 2:13.4 rn likely gonna change soon.
My coach put me in the 200 butterfly well…time to die a horrible death (the 2 back is worse for me).

Washed swimmers 

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.
Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” 

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.
Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

Dean Farris 

Our lord and savior of swimming and is hiding in the comment section of SwimSwam waiting to make his move on commentating for Rowdy Gaines
Dean Farris could probably swim every event at Olympic trials and probably make the team in all of them. And probably smash the world records as well in everything because he’s basically the GOAT.