maguffies

A term used to point out ample breasts.

mmm...mmm...maguffies
The women folk around here have beautiful maguffies.

by Ryno July 10, 2004

cadbury creamer

When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within

Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.

by Ryno March 25, 2005

what the blazes

when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.

*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*

Present
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"

Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"

by Ryno December 03, 2004

alchowhore

Term used to describe a normally tame female who turns into a raging whore once the brew touches her lips.

Josh F: "Hey Jen what did you do last night"
Jen: "I dont remeber...but my butt really hurts"
Josh F & Pals: "ALCHOWHORE!"

Emily is nice, but once she tastes the Milwaukees Best she transforms into a sausage ravaging alchowhore.

by Ryno July 23, 2004

blume

Referencing all things Brazilian.

Absolute advantage of Brazil over all things Paraguayan.

This class is so mother fucking blume it's killing me!

That blume'n soccer player ain't got shit on Becks

by Ryno March 08, 2005

empshire

The township (basement suite located in Coquitlam) in which Ryan and Murray reside.

syn: castle greyskull

guy1: *knock knock knock*
guy2: "how dost time serve thee?"
guy1: "what the blazes??, are you gonna let me in?"
guy2: "if thou wishes to enter the Empshire, thou must prove worthy and pay five shillings!"

by Ryno December 03, 2004

pasholna

means fuck you in Russian

pasholna hui (fuck my dick)

by Ryno March 15, 2005