what the blazes

when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.

*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*

Present
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"

Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"

by Ryno December 03, 2004

cadbury creamer

When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within

Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.

by Ryno March 25, 2005

Wowzer

When a mans partner performs felatio while he is playing the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" AKA: WoW.

Man sorry about the raid wipe I caused last night, I was getting a wowzer.

by Ryno September 21, 2014

maguffies

A term used to point out ample breasts.

mmm...mmm...maguffies
The women folk around here have beautiful maguffies.

by Ryno July 10, 2004

all over it

Got it covered, easily done, completed it well

You see that piece of pie right there? I'm all over it.

by Ryno July 18, 2003

gumballs

The lost art of either punching out the front teeth of a female, or carefully removing her denchers, and then proceeding to fuck her bleeding gums until satisfaction.

Next to the cadbury creamer, gumballs is probably my favorite sex move.

by Ryno March 26, 2005

all fa sho

A remark proclaimed when you have accomplished a task done to make yourself look good, or just doing it for another person or group of people to impress them (i.e. did it for "my homies" or for the "biatches")

R-Dizzle exclaimed, "all fa sho" after a bunch of sweet sweet ladies witnessed him slamin' a sick bucket on a rookie (it made him look baaaaad). After that, he took home a few ladies to his crib...

by Ryno July 18, 2003