ryno's definitions
by Ryno July 10, 2004
Get the maguffiesmug. when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.
*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*
*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*
Present
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"
Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"
Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"
by Ryno December 3, 2004
Get the what the blazesmug. by Ryno September 21, 2014
Get the Wowzermug. When someone (typically a male) becomes obsessed with body buiding to the point where he cannot actually see themself for what they are. They will habiutually attempt to become more and more muscular because they feel its never enough.
Monkey1: I don't think my 20" arms are big enough
Monkey2: yo dawg, you're crazy, you're suffering from bigorexia!
Monkey2: yo dawg, you're crazy, you're suffering from bigorexia!
by ryno April 22, 2005
Get the bigorexiamug. When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within
Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.
by Ryno March 25, 2005
Get the cadbury creamermug. This class is so mother fucking blume it's killing me!
That blume'n soccer player ain't got shit on Becks
That blume'n soccer player ain't got shit on Becks
by Ryno March 8, 2005
Get the blumemug. 