RyanFNation's definitions

Sobriety

A word that means whatever you want it to mean. A word that has changed meaning throughout time. A word that people use to make others feel inferior. A unicorn of words.

Person 1: How's your sobriety going?
Person 2: It's MY sobriety, officer.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018

LawMan Lessick

Humble and Respected officer of the Willoughby PD. Will put you in the drunk tank for being an idiot or will have you sleep it off in the lobby for meandering but being compliant. Be respectful of this man. He has a long and honest career deserving of all of our respect and admiration. He Protects, Serves, and Helps. His calling goes Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.

Person 1: You know LawMan Lessick?
Person 2: We've both watched each other's careers with interest.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Bland

Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.

Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?

Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

El Consejo del Seguiradad

People that meet together and have safety meetings. In other words, they smoke pot in a place where they won't be noticed, because somebody is always trying to snitch about dumb shit.

Person 1: Who founded El Consejo del Seguiradad?
Person 2: Have a nice day, Officer.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

PlayBoy

A psuedonym in the prison system given to a man that sexually "plays" with young men or boys. The relationship is akin to that of the Pederasts and Catamites of ancient Greece.

Person 1: Have you seen PlayBoy?
Person 2: Ya, he's back at Florence and Normandy with some fresh meat.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

F.P.F

Family. Public. Faith. The 3 pillars of a strong community. The pillars on which Willoughby, OH is built.

Person 1: What do you believe in?
Person 2: F.P.F., to be frank.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Stripper

Somebody's daughter, sister, mother, niece, aunt, or cousin that's doing what she has to do to make ends meet in a society legally addicted to sex. Laws and sex. That's how we get strippers.

All of my favorite ladies are strippers. I like to call them dancers.

by RyanFNation September 25, 2018