9 definitions by Ryan J.
A punk band with awesome guitar riffs, but is overall an ultra-liberal band designed to instill teen angst in America's youth.
by Ryan J. February 9, 2005
A pretty funny comedian (if you like his kind of humor) from a small town in Nebraska whose real name is Daniel Whitney and is famous for his redneckish comedic act on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He is acting and talking as a redneck, but in fact sounds very Upper Midwestern, which is evident when watching his interviews.
Jokes from Larry the Cable Guy:
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
by Ryan J. October 16, 2008
by Ryan J. January 29, 2005
This is when you are experiencing serious coughing fits and you spit a lot when you cough. These extreme coughing spells usually occur when you have a bad cold, the flu, etc.
by Ryan J. February 14, 2005
A vocal artist and drummer who does NOT suck, is NOT gay, and is a musician with a big heart: he gives to and supports many different charities and cares about many, many people.
He was the frontman of Genesis from 1980 to 1991, and made it big on his own solo career. With the creation of albums like Face Value, ...But, Seriously, and No Jacket Required (Which became the top-selling, most popular album of 1985), Phil Collins has catapulted to one of the greatest musicians of all time.
He was the frontman of Genesis from 1980 to 1991, and made it big on his own solo career. With the creation of albums like Face Value, ...But, Seriously, and No Jacket Required (Which became the top-selling, most popular album of 1985), Phil Collins has catapulted to one of the greatest musicians of all time.
Oh yeah, Rx; what you said about Phil Collins echoing is highly untrue. When the Hell does he echo? And what filter? WTF, are you smoking crack you dumbass?
by Ryan J. February 23, 2005
a place in which Kentucky and Missouri are not located. States of whom are below the Mason-Dixon Line are not necessarily southern, for that imaginary line only determined where slavery would be and wouldn't be. Hell, even Delaware and Maryland had slaves, and they're in the Northeast.
by Ryan J. April 16, 2005
My nickname for a woman's pelvic region and vagina. It's a region of a woman's body, and it is promised to almost every man. Hence, the Promised land.
by Ryan J. February 24, 2005