Assmaster

A gay man who loves to take cock up the caboose, or someone who is a homosexual and loves to jam his penis into another gay guy's anus. A really sick bastard.

Hey assmaster! Get off of that guy!

by Ryan J. July 27, 2005

Promised Land

My nickname for a woman's pelvic region and vagina. It's a region of a woman's body, and it is promised to almost every man. Hence, the Promised land.

After I turned 20, I hooked up with a girl and finally reached the Promised Land.

by Ryan J. February 23, 2005

Churning Up Pollution

This is when you are experiencing serious coughing fits and you spit a lot when you cough. These extreme coughing spells usually occur when you have a bad cold, the flu, etc.

Last night I was churning up pollution so much, so I finally had to take some Nyquil.

by Ryan J. February 14, 2005

Dixie

a place in which Kentucky and Missouri are not located. States of whom are below the Mason-Dixon Line are not necessarily southern, for that imaginary line only determined where slavery would be and wouldn't be. Hell, even Delaware and Maryland had slaves, and they're in the Northeast.

Dixie (The South) sure is a beautiful place with lovely women.

by Ryan J. April 15, 2005

Larry the Cable Guy

A pretty funny comedian (if you like his kind of humor) from a small town in Nebraska whose real name is Daniel Whitney and is famous for his redneckish comedic act on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He is acting and talking as a redneck, but in fact sounds very Upper Midwestern, which is evident when watching his interviews.

Jokes from Larry the Cable Guy:

"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."

"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."

"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."

by Ryan J. February 20, 2009

yo mama

someone of whom jokes are frequently made about.

yo mama so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.

by Ryan J. January 29, 2005

Hit da hay

A slang term referring to the act of one going to bed, or preparing to go to sleep.

And now it's time to hit da hay.

by Ryan J. July 27, 2005