Ryan 's definitions

whatev

take the word whatever, subtract -er and get the cooler, shorter version of the word...whatev

Jake: do you wanna go pimp some fine ass jo jo's?

Ryan: whatev dude

by Ryan January 11, 2005

nomuken

Ken Nomura. One of the top japanese drifters. smokes his tires a lot! usually drives a skyline and is the monkey man!

where's nomuken he won 3rd place at D1GP?

by ryan February 28, 2004

beaver floss

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Zipper Muffin.

The Gynecologist told me I should cut down on the ol' Beaver Floss

by Ryan March 13, 2005

natriot

Someone who is a non-patriot.

He doesn't have a mini American flag on his car? What a natriot.

by Ryan March 27, 2005

Tiziana

Greek goddess of boobs

all hail tiziana, goddess of the heavenly fun-bags!!!

by Ryan April 30, 2003

crackalackin

same as crackin, just a little more animated.

the party was crackalackin

by Ryan November 11, 2003

Jakalope

An extremely hot singer that i would like to titty fuck, have anal sex with, 69, missionary etc. for 10 hours straight and then do it again the next day.

Jakalope is extrememly sexy.

by Ryan December 27, 2004