Ryan 's definitions

wonk

wonk is another word for wank

"I wonked my self silly lastnight

by Ryan August 26, 2004

1 inch

small penis

I hear he's sporting a "1 inch"!

by Ryan May 5, 2003

Underdog

60's cartoon of a superdog. Always spoke in rhymes. Constantly had to save his loved Polly Purebread from archenemy Simon Barr Sinister.

Person 1:Look, in the sky, it's a bird
Person 2:It's a Plane
Person 3:It's a frog......
Person 1&2:A frog?

Underdog: Nor bird, nor plane, nor even frog......just little ole me ....UNDERDOG!!! HIP HIP AND AWAY!!

by Ryan August 1, 2004

mo mo

eliphant testical

by ryan May 22, 2003

oopsie

While farting really hard, the accidental release of fecal matter into your pants.

I thought I just had to fart, but I had an oopsie instead!

by Ryan August 21, 2002

beaver floss

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Zipper Muffin.

The Gynecologist told me I should cut down on the ol' Beaver Floss

by Ryan March 13, 2005

o-hey!

An exclamation usually spoken when you see a really hot girl and you want to let her and the people around you know what you are looking at.

O-hey!, that chick is fuckin dope!

by Ryan December 24, 2004