Ryan 's definitions

Shaiyan

an individual who is very much the affection of Mona Alipoor.

See Mona Alipoor

by Ryan December 1, 2006

puckers

The wrinkles on the edge of your asshole

When you shave your ass-crack, I can see your puckers

by Ryan June 24, 2004

Nike

A brand of shoe that is worn by everyone because of MJ. They are made by underpaid Indonesian children.

person 1-Wanna hear a joke?

person 2-Sure

person 1- How much does it cost for 4,000 children to make a pair of NIKE shoes?

person 2-I don't know.

person 1-NONE!!! ALL YOU NEED IS A WHIP!!!

Person 1 & 2- hahahahahahaha

by Ryan June 30, 2004

ghonasyphaherpalaids

n. An all-encompassing sexually transmitted disease.

Man, that bitch is dirty; She's probly got ghonasyphaherpalaids?!?!

by Ryan October 2, 2004

finland

I believe Michael Palin said it best: "Finland, Finlad, Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping; or just watching T.V. Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me."
"Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all."

You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam

by Ryan October 8, 2004

Motley Cock

An extremely large, and thick penis.

"...well we all know you dont have a Motley Cock"

by Ryan October 12, 2004

hearing aid

no no no you guys got it all wrong, its basically when a girl is giving a guy head and right when the guy is about to spurt, he turns her to the side and shoots in her ear without warning.

Richard turned Tanya to the side and gave her a hearing aid.

by Ryan October 13, 2004