Ryan 's definitions

candy ass

a donkey that is made out of candy

hey billy pass me that candy ass, I want to lick him all up

by Ryan June 12, 2004

wjjibo

wjjibo Cottage Cheese

I want to put some wjjibo on my shmosh.

by Ryan June 12, 2004

issajeep

name used for a black person

"That issajeep stole my car!"

by Ryan June 13, 2004

Tumaer

Some smelly person named Tumaer, who ALWAYS SMELLS. No matter what, he smells!If you know a person named ANY of the names below, please call them an alternate one.

Tumaer Bottes, YOU SMELL LIKE CRAP! YES! YOU SMELL! "tumaer" Also has a number of names, rangeing from "Shumer" to "Umaer" to "Poomaer".

by Ryan June 15, 2004

Duf

An acronym for Designated Ugly Friend. Every hot girl has a DUF simply to make her look that much hotter. This strategy also works for average looking girls.

Hey Bill, here comes Mary and her DUF. I call Mary!

by Ryan June 17, 2004

clam fest

A social gathering that involves many females. There are only a few males present at a clam fest, thus making them more appealing to the abundance of females.

oh man! erik, you totally should have come to that party last night! it was a clam fest!

by Ryan June 18, 2004

werd

random word u say to resonde to some one u find annoying

annoying person: Hi, wats up... dawg
you: Werd!! (translation: shut the fuck up u annoying fag)

by ryan June 19, 2004