Ryan 's definitions
a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.
guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"
guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."
guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."
by Ryan July 27, 2006
Get the closet monstermug. by Ryan August 13, 2003
Get the beef strapsmug. 
A store with goth/punk-esque attire. In most cases, a lot of the merchandise is overpriced, but I still shop there occasionally. A lot of people don't like it, because they think everyone who shops there wants to be a "rebel", goth, punk, or any other preferred label of your choice, but some people shop there because they like the clothes at Hot Topic better than clothes at other stores (i.e. Abercrombie, Abercrombie and Fitch, Banana Republic, etc.).
On a side not, people who argue over or make fun of Hot Topic and it's shoppers need to get a life or a hobby. Fast.
On a side not, people who argue over or make fun of Hot Topic and it's shoppers need to get a life or a hobby. Fast.
by Ryan May 7, 2005
Get the Hot Topicmug. Let's Have Four More Years!
by Ryan October 30, 2004
Get the George W. Bushmug. by ryan April 25, 2004
Get the moon stompermug.