Ryan 's definitions

bum

When someone really loves a certain thing. So much to the extent of it being annoying to others

"Hey you know that dave he really bums Slayer!"

by Ryan August 11, 2004

hamburglar

a little 3 foot tall prick that runs around in a cape and mask stealing hamburgers from McDonalds.

"the hamburglar thinks he's so tough stealing all the hamburgers from McDonalds but when i get my hands on that little bastard i'm gonna make him puke up all the hamburgers he ever ate and stole and then eat them myself"

by Ryan September 13, 2005

puckers

The wrinkles on the edge of your asshole

When you shave your ass-crack, I can see your puckers

by Ryan June 24, 2004

Tupperwhore

A synonym for wordairtightword. The name for a woman who enjoys being airtight.

Sally is such a Tupperwhore; she's fixin hard for the three of us to make her airtight.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

fina

Fixing to (do) something

-->Fixin' ta ---> Fina

I'm fina go play ball.

by Ryan June 17, 2006

one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

by Ryan April 20, 2004

bobco

an it/person who was built for destruction and abusing the right to eat pie.

hey look, it's bobco. destroying a structure

by ryan October 20, 2004