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shark

A variation on the shocker, with the addition of a "fin" - the thumb, also known as the roamer, used to stroke the clitoris.
Once you shark, you never go back
by Ryan August 14, 2002
mugGet the sharkmug.

Whody

Whody means that anyone in "whody" will own j00 and decimate all.
FTP/WFO just got Owned by a WHODY
by Ryan January 29, 2005
mugGet the Whodymug.

Scoon

An object obtained by the act of buzzling
by Ryan May 12, 2004
mugGet the Scoonmug.

Ted Kennedy

The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by Ryan August 13, 2004
mugGet the Ted Kennedymug.

Duf

An acronym for Designated Ugly Friend. Every hot girl has a DUF simply to make her look that much hotter. This strategy also works for average looking girls.
Hey Bill, here comes Mary and her DUF. I call Mary!
by Ryan June 17, 2004
mugGet the Dufmug.

bemis

Coolest dude ever.... ever.. ever ever.
Hey where's the bemis?
by Ryan March 24, 2004
mugGet the bemismug.

tossum

From the word tossing meaning a person who is a bad lad/lass
your a complete tossum!!
by ryan March 1, 2005
mugGet the tossummug.

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