Ryan's definitions

puckers

The wrinkles on the edge of your asshole

When you shave your ass-crack, I can see your puckers

by Ryan June 24, 2004

desert course

a magical place where add ons flock like the salmon of capistrano, where mr chompers chip like theres no tomorrow, where joe cooks burgers and still drives a $150 pickup, where all outside employees show up blasted from the night before, where stories about bangin broads, spittin misters, grout is scratched out, where spf tennis games get out of hand, where frisbees fly like nasa, where food orders arrive all day erday, where hunover employees get picked up by shuttles after crashin whips, where chocolates where guests sandals, where b-b-q stuff was born, where we describe let me see your grill competitions, where buffetts take place on the kiosk, where hungover mitches sleep at the tpc course for a dersert open, where 30 packs are always carried into the cart storage, where everyone hates hartman, where we fill coolers the night before, where hes fat and lazy like a bitch...tune in next week
RIP: durkin, shaw, patrick, first, humphries, amaya

maintenance breaks into loziers car at the desert course

by ryan September 8, 2006

spegged

To get spit in the face by the feminine genitalia.

I was eating out my girlfriend when she spegged me in the face

by ryan April 14, 2004

Hipothnic

It's background has very implications but roughfuly it's a mixture between a hippie, a goth and a beatnic. Most likely they share some spiritual aspiriation to one faith or another and they enjoy poetry, and have 60's political philosophy regarding politics

He was a hipothnic because he seen the world as both a dark and shinning place, he enjoyed poetry he was really into left wing thinking, he was spiritual intertwing his political and spiritual ideas into one.

by Ryan July 2, 2004

Yeeeee!

A word made famous by Lil John.

lady: did you pack your bags yourself?
Lil John: Yeeeeeee!

by Ryan December 26, 2004

taint paint

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

by Ryan March 14, 2005

bathtub

A tool one can use when one's friend is drunk off their ass and can't make it to the toilet. Used to Avoid spillage on bed and anyother sensitive item.

I paid all this money for this alcohol and I have to sleep in the f'in bathtub.

by Ryan October 19, 2006