Ted Kennedy

The black sheep of the Kennedy family.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, babbling, drunken liberal bastard who is an embarrassment not only to his family, but to every Democrat as well. He's hard to understand sometimes when he's making public speeches. That is usually because he's doing it after drinking half the inventory in a liqour store.
Ted Kennedy woke up one morning after a long night of heavy boozing. He looked over, and his liver was sitting beside him drinking a cup of coffee.
by Ryan August 13, 2004
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jobby

runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.
caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!
by ryan April 21, 2004
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tossum

From the word tossing meaning a person who is a bad lad/lass
your a complete tossum!!
by ryan March 01, 2005
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Duf

An acronym for Designated Ugly Friend. Every hot girl has a DUF simply to make her look that much hotter. This strategy also works for average looking girls.
Hey Bill, here comes Mary and her DUF. I call Mary!
by Ryan June 17, 2004
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itd

short way of saying "i'd tap dat", said when you see a specimen of high sexual attractivness.
"hey did you see Mike's mom yesterday, damn she looked hot"

"yeah she's one hot MILF, itd"
by Ryan September 19, 2005
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Carry Hawkins

AIDS or an infection, also used to express something dirty or diseased
Carry Hawkins is AIDS.

or

Dude, that thing looks Carry Hawkins!
by Ryan July 12, 2003
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NECK!

to slap some one in the back of thier neck hard after they say somthing madd dumb.
ru serious...u deserve a neck..SLLAAAPP!
by ryan May 13, 2005
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