cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge

ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.

by ryan October 02, 2003

Roighter

a person whose right arm is strong because they jack off alot. theese people are pathetic.

1.he is so desperate he became a roighter
2.he got cock blocked, guess hes gonna be a roighter
3.at least im not a roighter

by Ryan March 01, 2005

MounDewJunkie

One who consumes a very large amount of Mountain Dew each and every day and experiences no side effects from the large consumption. This person should be held high in ranking among the best of the population.

Ryan is such a MounDewJunkie! He consumed 20 cans today! Thats awesome!

by Ryan December 07, 2004

douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 08, 2004

rollar coastar

an orgasm cause it goes up and down

my rollar coaster was a loopdy loop last night.

by Ryan December 14, 2004

pressed

to pressure a member of the opposite sex or same sex for reasons of sexual favors.

Yo, i pressed that hoe sally. She put out like a loose slot in vegas.

by Ryan March 28, 2005

Jakalope

An extremely hot singer that i would like to titty fuck, have anal sex with, 69, missionary etc. for 10 hours straight and then do it again the next day.

Jakalope is extrememly sexy.

by Ryan December 28, 2004