Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.
Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!
by Ryan July 29, 2004
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SALT

Derivative from the act of "throwing salt" on one's game, any case in which one might deprecate another and embarrasingly so.
"Quit throwing S-A-L-T all over my G-A-M-E!"
by Ryan March 04, 2005
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Faught Joke

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.
(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat

#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....
by Ryan December 28, 2003
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drrrrr

"drrrrr" (said the retard as he stabs himself)
by Ryan September 13, 2004
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Detroit

An awesome city that is the largest in the state of Michigan and is right on the edge of the border with our neighbor. No, NOT Mexico!!!
I put that thing about the confusion with Mexican and Canadian borders ^ up there just for the entertainment value.
by Ryan December 08, 2004
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titchode

the area in which you connect a chain through u r nipple piercing and attach it to your sack via a peg
the word orignated from ancient aisa, they used this method as a form of torture
by Ryan February 24, 2005
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sala

a way to play soccer, the hottest way possible. involves a bunch of flashy moves. note: sala soccer is only sala if the sala player is actually good.
DAMN! that mexican dude can work sala like no one ive ever seen!
by ryan November 13, 2003
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