Ryan's definitions

Ass Pony

Jerk, Asshole, or being rude

Don't be an ass pony!

by Ryan February 12, 2004

sacktapping

touching one's genitals. can be used in various circumstances, e.g. sacktapper, sackmacker, sackslapper, et cetera. often used to insult one or to denote someone as a good friend.

didn't you, you sackTAPPER?

by Ryan September 22, 2003

merchant banker

Rhyming slang for wanker

That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!

by ryan March 24, 2004

candy ass

a donkey that is made out of candy

hey billy pass me that candy ass, I want to lick him all up

by Ryan June 12, 2004

mec

The act of being caught looking at someone by that person, or catching someone looking at you.

Ryan tends to mec with people, he is quite the mecer.

by Ryan October 27, 2004

Awwe

A fake word invented by some stupid girl *cough* nev *cough*. Never use it during any situation as everyone will forevermore look down upon thee as a mentally handicapped child. Spare yourself of this most horrid of fates by never saying this word. Other spellings include: Awwwe.

Nev: Thats so sad. Awwe.
Random Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, THATS NOT EVEN A WORD! HONESTLY, IS THIS WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO TEACH MY CHILDREN IN SCHOOL. DAMN IT. FUCKING DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR NOSE!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!! DAMN IT KIDS, DAMN IT BLINK 182, DAMN ITTTTTTTTTTTT!

by Ryan April 5, 2005

footyhead

one who chooses to live their lives according to a game that is generally homophobic but bases its play on men in small pants diving all over each other in the hope to grab hold of a small odd shaped ball.
a jock.

trent mccudden is a footyhead

by ryan July 23, 2003