Ryan's definitions

Goth

A weird, frightening person with a hideous, satanic appearance. Love to wear black clothing (usually with chains) and makeup. Hair often tends to be NOT one of the four natural colors. They act like they're devil-worshippers and are really looking like that just to scare people away.

Shit, I can scare people away just by clenching my fists and having a pissed off expression on my face; I don't need to go looking like that. (see also carnies, circus freaks, anti-christ, satanic

by Ryan March 15, 2007

muffintop

The effect of a fat girl wearing jeans tight enough to make the fat around her waist spill over the top of her jeans.

Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.

Don't look, but there is muffintop behind you on the esclator.

by ryan March 24, 2004

lanford

Another name for a person who is unbelievably lonely.

"Matt is such a lanford, he really needs a girlfriend," said Steve.

by Ryan December 6, 2004

elephant

an elephant is almost all japanese without a circumsized penis yuta to be exact

yuta

by ryan May 26, 2003

hidey

hidey is funny and cools.. and is owned by kafwin :(

looks! it's hidey!! *says hi*

by ryan December 22, 2004

yummies

Any type of sex.

Man I could sure go for some yummies right now.

by Ryan August 26, 2003

RPI

one of the best engineering schools in the world... but trust me, you won't think so while you're there.

see: Troy, NY

by Ryan November 17, 2003