muffintop

The effect of a fat girl wearing jeans tight enough to make the fat around her waist spill over the top of her jeans.

Usually noticed because the offender's clothing reveals their midriff.
Don't look, but there is muffintop behind you on the esclator.
by ryan March 24, 2004
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lanford

Another name for a person who is unbelievably lonely.
"Matt is such a lanford, he really needs a girlfriend," said Steve.
by Ryan December 06, 2004
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yummies

Any type of sex.
Man I could sure go for some yummies right now.
by Ryan August 26, 2003
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pepper

badass band from Kona, Hawaii. 3 cds out right now, see songs "Stone Love", "Feels Good", "Stormtrooper", "B.O.O.T.", and anything else by them. Reggae/ punk
Pepper rocks my fuckin socks
by ryan July 11, 2004
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Rednecks

(THIS IS A COMPARISON OF REDNECKS
AND HICKS, THE HICK PORTION IS THE NEXT HALF)
A Redneck:
-May or may not attend a KKK meeting
-Shoots trespassers on sight
-Has a very racist and intolerant attitude, but not all do
-Wears Rebel Flag apparel, such as Dixie Outfitters
-Loves NASCAR
-Lynchs black people
-Hunts down both Mexicans and Blacks, especially if member of the KKK
-Guzzles beer and whiskey, complains about other races taking over in certain areas
-Drives shitty, beat-up pickup trucks
-Threatens people who are different from them, usually when that outsider is in their "territory"
-Beats kids and either beats on or cheats on wife
-Uses various words like All Y'alls, boy, son, wersh, niggur, city fags, chicken n' dumplins, reetard, tarred (tired), shoot son, chink, wetbacks, jeet jet (didyou eat yet), gnawed jew (no did you)gnawed jew....sounds like something a redneck would like...hint hint
That redneck was wearing his Rebel flag t-shirt talking to another redneck wearing ratty jeans and a NASCAR t-shirt.
Rebel Flag Redneck: Jeet jet?
NASCAR Redneck: Gnawed jew?
I come up and see this and one redneck says "Git outta mah way, city fag!"
Me: "Excuse you, asswipe? I don't have to listen to your redneck country ass!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Y'all wunna fight, son?"
Me: "Who's y'all? I'm the only one here!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Ah'm talkin bout ur niggur friend over dur, we 'uns is gonna hang him!"
Me: "You dumb bastids dont even know what hanging means!"
by Ryan August 12, 2004
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Consigliere

The counseler for the underboss and don of a mafia family
Lets ask my consigliere
by Ryan September 08, 2003
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uncle doug

An inferior of an especially rare breed.

A rat.
My roommate is an uncle doug.
by Ryan March 29, 2004
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