snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night

wee child:Mommy, Mommy theres a monster in the house makeing strange sound while i try to sleep no thats your father snoring."don't worry it scares us all"

by Ryan August 5, 2004

Corey Harris

Also known as a fetus, one who is constant when saying, doing, or just attempting stupid things. One who may engulf any digestible matter within arms reach. May be relative to jesus.

That faget fetus just ate all my food!

by ryan December 5, 2003

goat

the bottom part of a goatee that only covers the chin.seeballs

i shaved part of my goatee and now i look like tom green.

by ryan August 15, 2004

Redneck

The group that makes up about 50% of the population in Owensboro/Daviess Co., Kentucky. The Midwest and the South obviously both mix AND clash here, causing scattered conflicts. The damn people I had to deal with and be harassed by for several consecutive years throughout my middle to high school years. They have given me bad memories and took years off the end of my life. I hate them.
Elsewhere, rednecks seem to exist in various areas of concentrated population, mostly in the middle and deep south, or the Appalachian Mountains. Some parts of the Midwest, like northwestern Kentucky and southern Illinois, are also infested by these people.

The Agricultural Class hallways in high schools are full of Rednecks.

by Ryan August 11, 2004

pressed

to pressure a member of the opposite sex or same sex for reasons of sexual favors.

Yo, i pressed that hoe sally. She put out like a loose slot in vegas.

by Ryan March 28, 2005

tick

To get some playing time in a sports game.

That dude is garbage. He gets no tick.

by Ryan December 8, 2003

Rednecks

(THIS IS A COMPARISON OF REDNECKS
AND HICKS, THE HICK PORTION IS THE NEXT HALF)
A Redneck:
-May or may not attend a KKK meeting
-Shoots trespassers on sight
-Has a very racist and intolerant attitude, but not all do
-Wears Rebel Flag apparel, such as Dixie Outfitters
-Loves NASCAR
-Lynchs black people
-Hunts down both Mexicans and Blacks, especially if member of the KKK
-Guzzles beer and whiskey, complains about other races taking over in certain areas
-Drives shitty, beat-up pickup trucks
-Threatens people who are different from them, usually when that outsider is in their "territory"
-Beats kids and either beats on or cheats on wife
-Uses various words like All Y'alls, boy, son, wersh, niggur, city fags, chicken n' dumplins, reetard, tarred (tired), shoot son, chink, wetbacks, jeet jet (didyou eat yet), gnawed jew (no did you)gnawed jew....sounds like something a redneck would like...hint hint

That redneck was wearing his Rebel flag t-shirt talking to another redneck wearing ratty jeans and a NASCAR t-shirt.
Rebel Flag Redneck: Jeet jet?
NASCAR Redneck: Gnawed jew?
I come up and see this and one redneck says "Git outta mah way, city fag!"
Me: "Excuse you, asswipe? I don't have to listen to your redneck country ass!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Y'all wunna fight, son?"
Me: "Who's y'all? I'm the only one here!"
NASCAR Redneck: "Ah'm talkin bout ur niggur friend over dur, we 'uns is gonna hang him!"
Me: "You dumb bastids dont even know what hanging means!"

by Ryan August 12, 2004