RyaN's definitions
by Ryan September 28, 2003

by Ryan September 14, 2004

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.
There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
by ryan April 16, 2004

by ryan June 19, 2006

a awesome sounding rock band that gets called fake punks whhen they never atually said they where a punk band.
by ryan December 8, 2004

by ryan December 6, 2004

Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.
"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"
by Ryan December 1, 2004
