RyaN's definitions

The Property of Son

A stupid meaningless word created by some shit for brains that really needs my cock in his ass even though I'm a man and I am not a homosexual. I repeat; I am not a homosexual.

That word "erqewrdsa" is a real Property of Son'r.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

kmfc

A swine bag. A person so vile that her stench makes your eyes water. Someone who's very existence makes you want to vomit everywhere. Her personality is so attrocious that plunging a knife into your throat would be more fun than holding a conversation with her...

Looking at KMFC is like looking at a nuke you just dropped

by ryan March 4, 2005

throataria

This word describes the status of your head, nose, throat when you think you have a cold but you're not sure and you just continue drinking anyway

You don't sound so good. Yeah, I have throataria or something. (Follow up by sipping beer.)

by Ryan December 28, 2004

foggy

A word meaning something is fucked up or sucks.

(After seeing a man getting kicked in the balls while on fire and getting attacked by hihenas)
Wyatt:Shit man, thats foggy.

by Ryan October 13, 2004

ishmale

an insult to a person who is of weak or poor quality. a scrub.

That mulleted freak is such an ishmale!

by ryan January 25, 2005

crutchmonger

A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.

"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."

by Ryan September 26, 2006

darby

FLAMERS SUCK COCK NUX RULE FLAMERS SUCK haha

Examply, Darby is a complete dumb ass.

To Darby, is to not make sense.

by Ryan May 9, 2004