RyaN's definitions

fart blocker

one who has sex in the anus thus blocking farts

damnit cletus stop being a fucking queer ass fart blocker

by ryan February 28, 2005

Dennis Franz

Plays Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue. He is the most kickass cop on TV. Though this is New York, Dennis Franz came from the mean streets of Chicago. You'll see him beat somebody's ass on every episode, and occasionaly say something funny that you wouldn't expect to hear. However, he's gentle when it comes to women.

After Andy kicked that one drug-dealers ass, he took him down to the station. He questioned another guy and finally said "Don't mess with me or I'll piss on your shoe."

by Ryan August 12, 2004

scrotal

adj.; of or referring to the scrotum

my balls itch, my sack is shrivelled, and my man-pouch is discolored, so obviously i have some "scrotal issues" to take care of.

by Ryan January 26, 2004

roadie

An individual who is responsible for setting up, tearing down, and generally maintaining the equipment for a band.

See also coons

Hey roadie, I need a new pic for my guitar.

by Ryan May 8, 2003

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 8, 2005

superlishus do fo

1. Awesome, wih great emphasis.

That's superlishus do fo.

by Ryan February 23, 2005

strife

strife (a) to "smoke the cannibus.. is to smoke the strife" true statement... bitches.

"smoke the strife"

by Ryan May 30, 2004